i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator, via imaloneinmyhead)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: shsluckomaeda, via i-will-die-laughing)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via lolthefunniest)
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
(Source: 270293, via i-will-die-laughing)
